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Our revolutionary 47-minute due diligence process means you could have a term sheet before your coffee gets cold.
Stanford founders get expedited to 23 minutes.
What We Look For
Founder Credentials
- ✓Stanford, MIT, or Harvard (Yale considered on case-by-case basis)
- ✓Ex-FAANG or top-tier consulting (minimum 3 months)
- ✓Can name-drop at least 3 other VCs who "almost invested"
Business Requirements
- ✓Must mention "AI" at least 14 times in pitch deck
- ✓TAM must be at least $50B (we don't verify)
- ✓Hockey stick growth projection required (actual growth optional)
Pitch Deck Must-Haves
- ✓Company logo that looks vaguely like another successful startup
- ✓"Why Now" slide (bonus points for mentioning ChatGPT)
- ✓Team slide with prestigious logos (we only look at the logos)
Our Lightning-Fast Process
1
Submit Deck
Email your deck. We'll scan for Stanford logos and "AI" mentions within 3 minutes.
2
47-Minute Meeting
12 minutes: Small talk about shared connections
28 minutes: You explain what you do
7 minutes: We pretend to understand
3
Term Sheet
If two other VCs are interested, we'll send a term sheet within 72 hours. Valuation = (Whatever they offered) × 1.2
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