About Spaghetti Wall
We're not your typical venture capital firm. We're honest about what everyone else is doing behind closed doors.
Our story
Founded in 2025 by a group of former consultants who watched too much Shark Tank, Spaghetti Wall Ventures represents a revolutionary approach to venture capital. We believe that the best ideas, like spaghetti, should be thrown at the wall to see what sticks.
Our name comes from the ancient tradition of testing readiness by throwing things at the wall - if it sticks, it's ready. We apply this same rigorous methodology to evaluating startups, though we use Excel models instead of actual walls.
What sets us apart? Radical honesty. While other VCs pretend to have sophisticated investment strategies, we openly admit we're just throwing money at trends and hoping something sticks. Surprisingly, this approach works about as well as everyone else's.
Our values
Embrace chaos
We believe the best opportunities come from controlled chaos and calculated randomness.
Radical honesty
We say what everyone else is thinking. No corporate speak, no buzzwords, just truth.
Move fast
47-minute due diligence isn't just a joke—it's a philosophy. Speed beats perfection.
Leadership team
Marcus Chen
Managing Partner
"Due diligence is just fear of success"
Sarah Mitchell
Partner, Spray Operations
"Why invest in one when you can invest in all?"
Jennifer Park
Principal, Deal Flow
"Let me know how I can be helpful"
Brad Kumar
Associate, Strategic Coin Flips
"Our investment committee is literally a coin"
Our mission
To find, fund, and feast on the next generation of game-changing startups. We're not just investors; we're your partners in controlled chaos, helping you throw your ideas at the wall until something sticks.
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